What was I thinking when I named this blog?

I think I made a mistake naming this blog Living Large! The scale shrieked when I stepped on it, like a little wily mouse! Damn! 7 LBS in ONE WEEK? Where is that coming from?

Maybe menapause....they say after 50 we women can pack it on, and losing weight can become very difficult. I have tried losing weight on many occasions, succeeded on some, gave it up on others. It looks like I am or have been, in the 'give up mode' again. Siiigh.

Why is losing weight so difficult? Hellifino. Hellifino is the newest, most powerful form of Butt Enlargememnt on the net. It's aquired from sitting in front of a computer screen and refraining from getting up except to pee or eat. I haven't even checked the mail in 4 days! Hellifino what's in the mailbox! Prolly a package of Hellificare!

Seriously, about this losing wieght thing....I am 173 as of this morning. Last week, I was 166. What gives. It's time again, lay off the white flour and processed sugar food. Eat only the things God would make for himself and maybe, just maybe, I'll lose weight.....again.

Happy Holidays my butt!